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Cristela Alonzo Height, Weight, Age, Body Statistics

Cristela Alonzo Quick Info
Height 5 ft 3½ in
Weight 65 kg
Date of Birth January 6, 1979
Zodiac Sign Capricorn
Eye Color Dark Brown

Cristela Alonzo is an American comedian, actor, writer, voice artist, and producer best known for creating and starring in the ABC sitcom Cristela. With this, she became the first Latina woman to create, produce, write, and star in her own US primetime comedy. She has also been a part of shows and movies like General HospitalLegends of the Hidden TempleThat’s Harassment, Ladies Room DiariesThe CasagrandesThe Angry Birds MovieCars 3Mind of MenciaThe Upshaws, and The Laundromat.

Born Name

Cristela Alonzo

Nick Name


Cristela Alonzo in 2016
Cristela Alonzo in 2016 (U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) / Flickr / Public Domain)

Sun Sign


Born Place

San Juan, Texas, United States


Los Angeles, California, United States





Cristela Alonzo graduated from Pharr-San Juan-Alamo High School. Then, she got enrolled at Webster University to study theater but later dropped out because she could no longer afford school.


Comedian, Actor, Writer, Voice Artist, Producer


  • Father – Adalberto Alonzo
  • Mother – Natalia Gonzalez (Worked double shifts at a Mexican restaurant for about 20 years)
  • Siblings – Julisa Maria Alonzo (Older Sister), Eloy Eduardo Alonzo (Older Brother), Ruben G Alonzo (Older Brother)
  • Others – Sergio (Nephew)


Cristela has been represented by –

  • William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, Talent and Literary Agency, Beverly Hills, California, United States
  • Imprint PR, Public Relations Agency, Los Angeles, California, United States


Stand-up, Television, Film


Observational Comedy, Blue Comedy, Physical Comedy, Surreal Humor, Satire


Latin American Culture, Everyday Life, Racism, Social Awkwardness

Net Worth

Her net worth had been $4 Million according to



Cristela Alonzo smiling in a selfie with her nephew Sergio in May 2021
Cristela Alonzo smiling in a selfie with her nephew Sergio in May 2021 (Cristela Alonzo / Instagram)


5 ft 3½ in or 161 cm


65 kg or 143.5 lbs

Boyfriend / Spouse

Cristela Alonzo has dated –

  1. Steve Halasz

Race / Ethnicity


She is of Mexican descent.

Hair Color

Dark Brown

She has frequently dyed her hair.

Eye Color

Dark Brown

Sexual Orientation


Distinctive Features

Dimpled smile


She grew up in a very strict Catholic household.

Cristela Alonzo as seen at the PaleyFest Fall TV Previews 2014 for the ABC show 'Cristela'
Cristela Alonzo as seen at the PaleyFest Fall TV Previews 2014 for the ABC show ‘Cristela’ (Dominick D / Flickr / CC BY-SA 2.0)

Cristela Alonzo Favorite Things

  • Childhood ShowsThe Cosby Show, Roseanne


Cristela Alonzo Facts

  1. While her mother was pregnant with Cristela, she decided to leave her abusive husband and raise her children on her own.
  2. Her father died in 2009 and Alonzo has said that she never met him.
  3. Cristela Alonzo learned to speak English through television.
  4. Her sister married young and Cristela then spent most of her childhood years with her brothers and became interested in comic books, trading playing cards, a lot of Star Trek: TNG, Dungeons and Dragons, and metal music.
  5. Growing up, Cristela shared a close bond with her mother and they shared a bed until Alonzo turned 18. Her mother passed away in 2002.
  6. As a voiceover artist, she made her theatrical film debut by providing vocals to Shirley in the 2016 computer-animated comedy film, The Angry Birds Movie.
  7. Cristela Alonzo appeared as IRS-CI Special Agent Kilmer in the biographical comedy-drama film, The Laundromat, in 2019.
  8. On February 17, 2021, Cristela Alonzo celebrated the death of Rush Limbaugh on Twitter as she tweeted out the post “Happy Rush Limbaugh is Dead Day. I didn’t even get the chance to put my tree up!”. Rush Limbaugh was an American radio personality, conservative political commentator, author, and television show host who garnered controversy from his statements on race, LGBT matters, feminism, s*xual consent, and climate change. She was criticized for this act.

Featured Image by U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) / Flickr / Public Domain

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