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Theo Von Height, Weight, Age, Body Statistics

Theo Von Quick Info
Height 5 ft 11 in
Weight 75 kg
Date of Birth March 19, 1980
Zodiac Sign Pisces
Eye Color Hazel

Theo Von is an American podcaster, stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, and YouTuber who is famous for hosting the acclaimed This Past Weekend and The King and the Sting podcasts. He has more than 2 million followers on Instagram, more than 500k followers on Twitter, more than 700k followers on Facebook, and more than 900k subscribers on YouTube.

Born Name

Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski

Nick Name

Theo Von

Theo Von as seen in August 2016
Theo Von as seen in August 2016 (Lisa Gansky / Wikimedia / CC BY-SA 2.0)

Sun Sign


Born Place

Louisiana, United States





Theo completed his high school education at Mandeville High School in Louisiana.

He briefly studied at different universities like the University of Arizona, Louisiana State University, College of Charleston, Loyola University New Orleans, and Santa Monica College.

He finally graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2011.


Stand-up Comedian, Podcaster, Television Personality, Actor, YouTuber


  • Father – Roland Theodor Achilles von Kurnatowski
  • Mother – Gina Capitani


Theo is represented by Innovative Artists in California.


Observational Comedy

Net Worth

Theo’s net worth was $500,000 according to




5 ft 11 in or 180.5 cm


75 kg or 165.5 lbs

Girlfriend / Spouse

Theo has dated –

  1. Brandi Glanville (2016)
Theo Von as seen in New Hampshire in 2020
Theo Von as seen in New Hampshire in 2020 (Theo Von / Instagram)

Race / Ethnicity


He is of Italian, English, Scottish, German, and Polish descent. Moreover, he possibly has Native American ancestry on his father’s side.

Hair Color

Dark Brown

Eye Color


Sexual Orientation


Distinctive Features

Square jawline

Theo Von Favorite Things

  • FilmsThe Patriot (2000), The Dream Team (1989), The Bridges of Madison County (1995), Finding Neverland (2004), Frequency (2000)
  • ComediansChris D’Elia, Richard Pryor, Tom Segura, Bill Burr, Jerry Clower, Joe Rogan

SourceYouTube, IMDb

Theo (right) as seen with Simon Rex in July 2021
Theo (right) as seen with Simon Rex in July 2021 (Theo Von / Instagram)

Theo Von Facts

  1. At the time of his birth, Theo’s father was 70 years old.
  2. He came up with the concept of ‘crank texting’ which became popular in 2009 and got featured on CollegeHumor.
  3. Theo won the reality competition show, Reality Bites Back in 2008. His fellow competitors were Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, and Bert Kreischer.
  4. He resembles a younger version of the Dirty Dancing star, Patrick Swayze.

Featured Image by Lisa Gansky / Wikimedia / CC BY-SA 2.0

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